When he dreams, he dreams of flawless escape.

halfwayinfinite:

glossylalia:

tarynaria:

steviemcfly:

miltonfludgecowssonchauncey:

shortformblog:

Jesus, Mary and Joseph … What did the world do to deserve this unholy union?

Best Man: Nicolas Cage
Maid of Honor: Miranda Cosgrove

This might be the funniest thing ever to happen.

I certainly cracked the fuck up. And then tried to share it with people at work, but they didn’t know who Chad Kroeger was so couldn’t find it as hilarious.

I am actually screaming laughter. I hope they write each other songs as vows. I hope a hologram of Carson Daly officiates the affair.

CHAVRIL LA’KROEGER.

Tay, you are too excited. CALM YO’SELF. 

halfwayinfinite:

glossylalia:

tarynaria:

steviemcfly:

miltonfludgecowssonchauncey:

shortformblog:

Jesus, Mary and Joseph … What did the world do to deserve this unholy union?

Best Man: Nicolas Cage

Maid of Honor: Miranda Cosgrove

This might be the funniest thing ever to happen.

I certainly cracked the fuck up. And then tried to share it with people at work, but they didn’t know who Chad Kroeger was so couldn’t find it as hilarious.

I am actually screaming laughter. I hope they write each other songs as vows. I hope a hologram of Carson Daly officiates the affair.

CHAVRIL LA’KROEGER.

Tay, you are too excited. CALM YO’SELF. 

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